Your Questions About Artie Lange
William asks…
Before you go to bed tonight, will you say a prayer for Artie Lange?
We just cannot afford to lose him!
Mr. Lange makes America a funnier/edgier Country. I think that is something we can all agree on.
Artie answers:
I will, beatle, if you will. And I assume you're not being sarcastic here; one can never be quite sure with you 
Michael asks…
At what age will Artie Lange Die?
He's letting him self go. How long does he have?
Artie answers:
He's only 39 but looks so much older. At the rate he's going I'd have to say by his 46th or 47th year which gives him approximately 7 or 8 years left.
Helen asks…
Artie Lange joke question?
When he made an appearance on madtv, he said, "Ask me if my wife owns a watch", Then he says "No, ask me why?", then he said, "Because I put a clock above the stove". Can anyone explain what it means?
Artie answers:
It's sexist, meant to imply that she needs no watch as her duty is is to be in the kitchen...
Joseph asks…
Artie Lange Just announced that he's leaving the Howard stern show in January.?
What are your thoughts?
Artie answers:
He hates the schedule. He has to blame something for what he thinks is a miserable self destructive life, and the show puts constraints on him, with having to wake up early 4 days a week! He's is a very sick person and needs help. He will leave the show though, it's getting obvious in his attitude, he hates his life being broadcast, he doesn't want to be spotlighted about everything, and called out on things.
His ideal life, as he's said, is to be on a hit sitcom, work a few days, get paid 35k/ week, party, eat and not get crap for being a fat unhealthy druggie. I hate to see him go, but there are many people out there, that are way more talented to replace him.
Carol asks…
Does anyone know how much Artie Lange's Beer League grossed this weekend?
Or can you point to in a direction where I can find out? It's not on Y! Movies.
Artie answers:
$302,908.00. An average of $1847 per theater.
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